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The Paradox of the Prankster

Monday May 12, 2008

 My Monday Mantra -- A Celebration of Lyman and Vernetta Edition
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Lyman frequently exacerbates
Answers a question with a question
Often he gets punched in the face
Given Lyman's talent for consternation

Vernetta constantly aggravates
A knack for eternal irritation
Well she knows the scent of mace
Common to Vernetta's life of confrontation

Lyman knows how to exasperate
Vernetta is quite willing to perturb
But right now all they do is fornicate
Until they produce their annoying cherub

The day they met on that Internet
They knew just what they had to do
So they danced a horizontal pirouette
With hopes demon spawn would soon debut

Could it be we grow to appreciate
Lyman and Vernetta's attempt to conceive
Maybe all that energy given to procreate
Wipes out their propensity to deceive

A match made it seems at Satan's Gate
Let's go ahead and blame the 'Net
We live in times both scary and great
Whatever happens we deserve all that we get

Words © Prankster Media Services 2008
Posted by Prank at 5:26 PM - 7 Comments   Add a Comment  
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Oh Prank!!
I laughed so hard and the I feared!
This was great! 		 
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Monday May 12, 2008 @ 7:43 PM
Ly and Netta are a special couple, WP, I worked for their business for awhile...  
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by Prank (PM , CC ) on Monday May 12, 2008 @ 9:49 PM
Prank:

I didn't know you had an outdoor toilet. Now all your neighbors can appreciate the scenery. 		 
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by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Monday May 12, 2008 @ 10:22 PM
The porch privy is quite popular in these parts, Whit, providing both aesthetic and hygienic benefits to end users. One can both enjoy the lovely views and fresh air available in our neck of the woods. Plus those who enjoy the Sun can catch a quick tan at high altitude. I could go on....but I won't.  
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by Prank (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 9:36 AM
Prank,

Maybe they should have kept their relationship under wraps instead of unclothing it for all to observe 		 
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by AZRON (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 11:55 PM
Too late for that, Ron, since they really don't exist but were based on some people I know...  
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by Prank (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 14, 2008 @ 9:07 AM
"Whatever happens we deserve all that we get"

oh...amen! 		 
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by Paradigm (PM , CC ) on Saturday May 24, 2008 @ 12:32 AM


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