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The Paradox of the Prankster


 My Thursday Mantra -- Rarin' To Go Edition
 



I wake up and find
The year's almost done
As I travel this World
I have a lot of fun

Looking forward
To the next great stage
I can feel it coming
Ready to turn the page

The Seasons come and
The Seasons go
Life keeps rolling
Can't stop the flow

So I got my bags packed
The house is up for sale
Time for me to be going
And get out on the trail

There's this place
I hope to land
A spot by the Sea to
Put my toes in the sand

The Seasons come and
The Seasons go
Life keeps rolling
Can't stop the flow

Living has no guarantees
Can't live in a fantasy
But I hear this call and
Life has been good to me

So I bide my time
As I make my plan
The big day will come
For this crazy Man

The Seasons come and
The Seasons go
Life keeps rolling
Can't stop the flow



© Prankster Media Services 2006
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 For All The Chocolate Lovers!
 



Prank's Festivus Double Chocolate Mousse Cake

A tradition here at the Prankster's Palace, I always enjoy baking a Mile High in the sky. Plus I like to make desserts too. This specialty takes the chocolate experience to the next level. This dessert is so potent that ovulating women have been reported pregnant after eating just one slice. You have been warned and therefore I can not be held responsible for the consequences of whatever happens in your household if you serve this toothsome delight.

This delicacy contains 8 eggs, 1 lb of butter and 1 cup sugar, plus 1 lb of chocolate and has a consistency that is similar to cheesecake but more cake like. There is no flour involved. We glaze the cake with 1/2 lb of chocolate and then hand whip heavy cream, no sugar needed, for a very nice, rich and awesome treat. I like to use Ghiradelli Semi-Sweet, but any good semi-sweet chocolate would work.

You will need a 10 inch Spring Form pan plus a cookie sheet to place the Spring Form pan on. Sometimes the goopy chocolate concoction will leak slightly from the Spring Form. Not to worry if you got it set up right and get a little runoff.

Cake Ingredients:
16oz Semi-sweet chocolate - bars or chips, I use bars since I get a better deal at the Market.
2 cups Unsalted butter - the "Euro" heavy butter works best but any good butter will. I have used salted butter and cut back on the salt we add later.
1 cup sugar
1 cup Half and Half
1 Tablespoon Vanilla
1.5 Teaspoon Salt
8 Large Eggs

Over low heat, put the butter into a saucepan, let it melt slow.

Preheat oven to 350F, set up and rub inside the Spring Form with butter.

Butter in the saucepan should be getting soft, kick the heat up to medium for a little while if you need a little more heat. Stir a lot. Then when the butter is almost melted, add the vanilla and half and half. Stir and cut heat back to low.

Take 8 eggs and whisk them in a large bowl. Gentlemen, this means you break open the eggs and stir them with vigor. Like you are pumping a keg or something. Get those eggs whipped frothy but don't coat the walls with it!

Now the saucepan should have a nice warm melted butter concoction going on, add the cup of sugar, salt and stir it in slow so you don't spill. Put the chocolate in, I usually break the bars into pieces about the size of 50 cent pieces. Add chocolate in batches. 4 or 5 oz at a time until it is all melted in. Stir until everything is nicely mixed. Should look like a thick chocolate soup.

Slowly pour the saucepan contents into the large bowl with the eggs. Fold, or whisk, the chocolate soup into the eggs slowly and carefully -- this is not a spill that cleans up easy, it lingers. Once you it all mixed up then carefully pour it all into the Spring Form pan you have set up on top of a cookie sheet pan or a couple layers of foil. Place it into the oven and bake for 45-48 minutes at 350F.

It is done when you insert and remove a toothpick cleanly from about 2 inches from the edge. Do not overcook.

Let cake cool completely, 3-4 hours before removing the Spring Form. Keep pan bottom on the cake and wrap in plastic wrap and put in refrigerator for 24 hours. The cake needs this much time to set.

Pour yourself a cool beverage and be ready to glaze tomorrow.

Glaze:
8oz Semi-sweet chocolate
2 Tablespoons butter
3 Tablespoons milk or half and half
2 Tablespoons Light Corn Syrup

In saucepan melt chocolate over low heat and then add butter, stir until it is all soft. Remove from heat, stir in milk and corn syrup. Refrigerate until icing is firm.

Unwrap cake, keep pan bottom on and transfer cake to it's Holiday Plate. Ice the cake with glaze, there should enough to give it plenty of coverage. There may be a few cracks on the top of the cake, this is normal for this kind of dessert, just use all that chocolaty glaze to smooth it all out nice. Place in refrigerator until a half hour or so before serving.

Take the Heavy Whipping Cream and whip it good! No sugar is needed, honest, you really don't need it since there is a pound of it in the cake. Put a few spoonfuls of that lovely whipped cream, people love you when you whip it up before them, onto a nice slice of the glazed mousse cake and enjoy. Small slices usually work, just like a cheesecake, very heavy and a major chocoholic fix.



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 My Weekend Mantra -- Out And About Edition
 


For more cool photos of Mt. Bross and other Southern Colorado sites by Scott Vann and Mark Miller please click here.

Strolling down the street
On this cool Sunny morning
Snowy peaks shiny bright

Roses on my cheeks as I smile
Feeling the good vibes flowing
Not a soul seemed uptight

Savoring the goodness all year long
From my travels Coast to Coast
Filling me with great delight

Reflecting on all I saw
The views and smells and sounds
All those damn plane flights

A wonderful gift to me
At first I did not realize it
My eyes could not believe the sight

People who gave the gift of hope
Renewing my spirit and courage
Inspiration to do things right

May your Heart be warm
And filled with joy when you
Lay down your head on Christmas night

© Prankster Media Services 2006
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 My Wednesday Mantra -- Another Dry Season Edition
 



Sun warms thin air fast
Popcorn snow evaporates
In front of our eyes

Early prairie snows
Fading into memory
Sky blue delightful

Wintry blasts followed
By dry soft desert breezes
El Nino is on

© Prankster Media Services 2006
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 PMS News Update -- 2 December 2006
 

Bush appoints Cheney as new Kris Kringle, Sammy Hagar appointed V.P.

Constituent dissatisfaction with Bush and the Republican Congress mishandling of the Santa Claus murder by Saddam Hussein in 2000 may have led to Democratic Party gains in recent elections for the new Congress.

Boulder, CO (PMS) · President Bush announced additional changes in his cabinet today with the reassignment of Vice President Dick Cheney to fill the long vacant position of Santa Claus. Santa Claus has been rumored to have been murdered by Saddam Hussein in the year 2000 and the position has been filled on an ad hoc basis by Cheney ever since.

"I just didn't want to cut Dick off like I did Rummy. Nope, he can keep on being Santa and I can get me new ideas. Why I was talkin' with Eddie Van Halen and he said Sammy came in and rocked the house after they all got tired of David Lee Roth's shit. So I'm takin' Air Force One down to Cabo find my new VP and get some margaritas! Maybe I'll see the twins down there..." said the President at a reception at The Nuclear Agricultural Institute in Boulder, CO today.


Cheney has been preparing for his new assignment by gorging himself at buffet restaurants across the United States and Canada. Vice Presidential designate Sammy Hagar pictured right, began getting  his head together for his new gig.

© Prankster Media Services 2006
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