Global Fascination With Bee Beards Pushes Prices Close To All Time High
Holiday supply shortages sting some retail executives troubled by lost sales and chaos on Bee Beard trading exchanges.
PMS Boulder, CO · The American Bee Beard Association (ABBA) reported spot shortages of Bee Beard supplies along the East Coast and Upper Midwest. Bee Beard prices have spiked as Americans embrace this tradition in what some experts describe as a backlash against impersonal technology as well as the really cool way a Bee Beard feels on your face. Bee Beard futures market prices have been trending upward as Bee Beard exporting countries banded together earlier this year. The Global Organization of Bee Beard Exporting States (GOBBES) have decided on Bee Beard production cuts to maintain prices which are near historic highs.
President Bush was pulled away from the Iraq war issue for at least the next month to deal with this potential crisis in America's access to global Bee Beard supplies. Growth in demand for Bee Beards in China and India have put upward pressure on prices. President Bush plans on making a policy shift that would place all Bee Beard issues under a new Federal Department of Bee Beard Security. Administration insiders have been pushing Kevin Federline (KFed) to head the new Department based on his experiences in the music industry and marriage to Britney Spears. President Bush is currently in Cabo with Vice Presidential designate Sammy Hagar for margaritas and plans to invite KFed over for some drinks and to hear KFed's ideas about GOBBES.
President Bush called Kfed (center) down to Cabo to have drinks with current Vice President Cheney's replacement Sammy Hagar.President Bush is considering calling Congress back for an emergency session to lift tariffs on Brazilian Bee Beard kit imports to keep prices down this Holiday Season. Imports of Bee Beard kits from Burundi, Bahrain, Belgium and Bangladesh would also be on the table. Special modifications to Bee Beard kits would allow for more Bee Beards, Bee Heads and Bee Underpants to meet consumer demand in the U.S. in the near term.
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