I have asked you repeatedly in our daily interactions, my dear Human, to cease this vexatious winter weather at once and you have failed to honor my request. Now this behavior is not typical of you, Prankster, and while I have been patient with you I see I will need to take sanctions against you. This will not be pleasant for you and it puzzles me why you have failed to comply with my command.

I do understand that you foolish Humans enjoy your little winter wonderlands over your "Holidays" and I was content to let you have your fun in that awful snow which is twice my height. I know from past experience that you often bring warm weather after these storms and the snow melts and I can tour the Palace grounds in the manner to which I am accustomed and rightfully deserve. Do you realize how subzero weather and many of your Human feet of snow interferes with my daily nap cycle, Prank? And you know what happens when my nap cycle is disrupted, don't you? Yes...you do remember, Prank, and I am sure you would not enjoy my disruption of your daily nap in the darkest hours of the night.

Unless you end this 6 week cycle of nonsense then I will personally see to it that you will never rest. I have my methods and will not hesitate to employ them in service of my needs. And remember, my fine Prankster, it is all about me. While you have been a very good Human overall, I will not tolerate backsliding and disobedience. No tolerance, Prank, none. Make this fowl winter go away and I will let bygones be bygones. Consider this your last warning.

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