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The Paradox of the Prankster


 My Sunday Mantra -- Joe's Situation Edition
 



Joe just walks about
'Most each every day
Going through the motions
Sleep walking life away

Joe hates work alot
Sets up his mind
On doing other things
Deflects those mixed emotions
And all that mess
Which crushed expectations brings

Joe doesn't talk much
Sadness haunts his eyes
Staring towards the ocean
Joe said his goodbyes

Joe almost checked out
But he missed again
Never a good shot
Still caused a commotion
Down by the waterside
It's the perfect spot

Words © Prankster Media Services 2008
Drawing of Mr. Snoid by R. Crumb
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 My Saturday Mantra -- Pole Position Edition
 



Soon the ice
Will be all gone
That North Pole's
Sure gettin' mighty warm
I wonder what
Santa is gonna do
Will Rudolph's nose
Still shine so bright
Or will his
Sunburnt hide guide Santa's
Sleigh at night
I'm glad it's not
That Global Warming
Says whomever's in charge
Only suckers conserve
Fat dumb Al Gore
Is totally wrong
Do you believe me
Or your eyes
No need to worry
Burnin' fossil fuel
Who cares about some
Old Polar bears
If they're so smart
They'll figure out
Just like us and
If they don't
Then soon they'll be
Dead and gone
No cubbies left to
Sing bear songs
We made our choices
Eyes wide open
We can't really say
We didn't know

Words © Prankster Media Services 2008


PRIMUS



Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair"
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine
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 My Tuesday Mantra -- Lamentous Prairiesonics Edition
 


Photo by Vesilind Priit

The President he says
Things don't look bad
Looks like less people dying than
Since I don't know when

Some Senator sells change
While buying his new office
Recycling Jimmy Carter's lines
As we take it on the chin

The other Senator said
No, don't you pick him
He's just a left wing commie
With a name like a Muslim

Spending all our tax money
That could fix a bridge
Giving health care to all
Except for us and Iran

Take out a mortgage
To fill up your gas tank
But the Banker's only deal is
20% down and you only got 10

Close to five months pay
For us to foot the tax bill
Exporting all our jobs
As the media shills spin

Can't fly on no airline
With all those surcharges
I guess the backyard
Will be my vacation

Farmer's planting corn
But nobody gets to eat it
Everything costs more
Seems like we can't win

Hate to tell you, Kid
But this game's been rigged
Since you sat down at the table
You lost it when you bought in

© Prankster Media Services 2008
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 My Sunday Mantra -- King Bee Edition
 



I wanna pollinate you, Baby
Sting you good all night long
I wanna pollinate you, Baby
Shoot my tadpoles far and strong

You knew it when you saw me, Sugar
I could tell by the look in your eyes
You gave me the green light, Honey
Got something for you that gravity defies

I'm your King Bee stinger, Lover
Spread your petals open wide
I'll sip on your sweet nectar, Mama
Before I get up deep inside

Gonna blow your mind, Sweet Thing
You'll ride my rocket to the Moon
Gonna count down on you, Sweet Cheeks
We're gonna achieve blast off soon

I said I'm gonna pollinate you, Girl
Sting you deep all night long
Yeah, I'm gonna pollinate you, Girl
Can't wait to bang your honey gong

Words © Prankster Media Services 2008



T. Rex ~ Get It On

words and music by T. Rex

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back, and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah

Well you're slim and you're weak
You got the teeth of the Hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Well you're built like a car
You got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're built like a car, Oh yeah

Well you're an untamed youth
That's the truth, with your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Well you're windy and wild
You got the blues in your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild, Oh yeah

Well you're built like a car
You got a hubcap diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back, and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah

Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance, understand me
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Get It On!

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On!

Take Me!

While Meanwhile, I'm Still Thinking . . .
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 My Saturday Mantra -- Can You Hear Me Now Edition
 



Crunchy pajama chutney
Peeling back from my mouse
Supersonic tee shirts
Replacing all these curly fries
Don't you stop and wonder
Can you believe your eyes

Birdies on the high wire
Taking in the idiot show
Hundred thousand Grandpas
No longer wanna supersize
Don't you stop and wonder
Can you believe your eyes

You have been chosen
You have been chosen
You have been chosen
Do you know what to do

You have been chosen
You have been chosen
You have been chosen
Do you have any clue

That Savior on the side road
Silences the TVs in your mind
Bloody oil abundance
Thrashing wild as it dies
Don't you stop and wonder
Can you believe your eyes

New dinosaurs collapsing
On top of old ones in the pile
Better stack'em high by Tuesday
Before the next load arrives
Don't you stop and wonder
Can you believe your eyes

You have been chosen
You have been chosen
You have been chosen
Do you know what to do

You have been chosen
You have been chosen
You have been chosen
Do you have any clue

Words © Prankster Media Services 2008



Amazing Journey/Sparks
The Who ~ Houston, Texas ~ 20 November 1975

Deaf dumb and blind boy
He's in a quiet vibration land
Strange as it seems his musical dreams
Ain't quite so bad

Ten years old
With thoughts as bold as thought can be
Loving life and becoming wise
In simplicity

Sickness will surely take the mind
Where minds can't usually go
Come on the amazing journey
And learn all you should know

A vague haze of delerium
Creeps up on me
All at once a tall stranger I suddenly see
He's dressed in a silver sparked
Glittering gown
And His golden beard flows
Nearly down to the ground

Nothing to say and nothing to hear
And nothing to see
Each sensation makes a note in my symphony

Sickness will surely take the mind
Where minds can't usually go
Come on the amazing journey
And learn all you should know

His eyes are the eyes that
Transmit all they know
Sparkle warm crystalline glances to show
That he is your leader
And he is your guide
On the amazing journey together you'll ride
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