Domestic Honeybee Shortages Threatening U.S. National Security Directly Tied to Spikes In Global Bee Beard Demand And Al Qaeda


Fashionable Bee Beards and Bee Beard inspired ensembles creating consternation among Bee Beard cartel leaders.

PMS Boulder, CO · Domestic stocks of Honey Bees are plunging due to unprecedented demand for Bee Beards and Bee Beard inspired outfits such as those modeled by Paris Hilton and international superstars such as Mr. Happy! above. Executives of The Global Organization of Bee Beard Exporting States (GOBBES) have agreed to provide increased stocks of Bee Beards and Bee Beard related ensembles to meet demand. The net effect will not be felt in the United States until later this Summer due to bottlenecks in Bee Beard refinery capacity domestically and ever increasing utilization of Bee Beard stocks by Chinese and Indian consumers. American consumers can expect rising prices and spot shortages of both domestic and imported Bee Beards until the Bee Beard markets regain equilibrium.

President Bush declared that increasing Bee Beard supplies domestically and internationally for our troops overseas as the number one priority in the Global War on Terror. Bush stated at a recent emergency session of the American Bee Beard Association (ABBA) at Bee Lake, Wisconsin, "They hate us for our Bee Beards and the freedoms they represent. No hive's output can be wasted on sexy thigh highs when Osama Bin Laden taunts us with Al Qaeda sponsored Bee Beards. I expect Congress to bring forward legislation to outlaw Bee Beard underpants, thongs and bikinis. It's in our national interest to have the Paris Hilton's of the world go round naked rather than sport Bee Beard accessories even if she is going to rot in that jail over there near Los Angeles next month. I am the decider and that's what I have decidered!"