IT'S UNANIMOUS!
O' Cain and McBama Unite on VP Choice for Good of the Nation
Libertarian, Green and Communist Parties expected to follow suit
All Candidates Agree To Resign If Elected To Clear The Way For The Woogie To Become Supreme Ruler

Tuesday, 2008 · Boulder, CO (PMS) · The Nation rejoices as Woogie The Cat has become the unanimous Vice-Presidential choice on all sides of the political aisle. Without opposition, it appears that Woogie The Cat will be the first Feline elected to a national office in U.S. history. Despite the jubilation pulsating throughout the Human and Feline populations, there have been scattered reports of unrest amongst Squirrels, Lizards and Bunnies, known enemies of our Vice-President elect.

"Once my Human frontman resigns after the sham...errr election, well then, it's Claws of Justice time!" The Woogie extended both paws towards his Canine, Raccoon, Human and Humanoid-type subjects witnessing this historic day and said, "Your service to your Woogie shall be your highest calling. I am confident that all who embrace the path I have chosen for you shall prosper. And those that resist shall taste the razor sharp Claws of Justice raking their helpless, fool carcasses again and again and again. Compliance and obedience are not optional!" Woogie then left in a limousine with trusted advisers, Dick Cheney and Vlad Putin, to plot our futures.